You know you're a Mom when you say - think - Or think you said the following... All before noon!

 

We don't play in the toilet

Get that out of the tub

 

I love you!

 

Get off your brother

Stop touching your brother

Don't hit your brother

Don't sit on your brother

NO!

 

Please take that off your head

Please get off my bed

 

I love you!

 

Coffee - did I already have my coffee

Is it too early for more coffee

Is it too late for more coffee

 

Sit down

Put that down

Get down

Put that back

NO!

 

I love you!

 

Stop running

Stop pestering your brother

Stop licking that!

Stop whining

 

One- One child would have been easier ;)

 

I love you!

 

Please get up

Please sit up

Please stand up

Please hush up

NO!

 

 

Dirty- No touch

No punching

No throwing

No jumping on the couch

No chocking your brother

 

I love you!

 

Please listen

Please stop yelling

Please talk softer

Please turn that off

Please turn that down

NO!

 

Breakfast- did I eat breakfast

 

I love you!

 

Calm down

Quiet down

Don't eat that

Don't drink that

Put that back

NO!

 

I love you!

 

 

That's not a toy

That's not food

That's not a game

 

Nap... is it nap time yet?

Nope - we've only been up an hour :/

 

 

I love my boys & wouldn't have it any other way =)