Wednesday, August 7, 2013


You know you're a Mom when you say - think - Or think you said the following... All before noon!
 
We don't play in the toilet
Get that out of the tub
 
I love you!
 
Get off your brother
Stop touching your brother
Don't hit your brother
Don't sit on your brother
NO!
 
Please take that off your head
Please get off my bed
 
I love you!
 
Coffee - did I already have my coffee
Is it too early for more coffee
Is it too late for more coffee
 
Sit down
Put that down
Get down
Put that back
NO!
 
I love you!
 
Stop running
Stop pestering your brother
Stop licking that!
Stop whining
 
One- One child would have been easier ;)
 
I love you!
 
Please get up
Please sit up
Please stand up
Please hush up
NO!
 
 
Dirty- No touch
No punching
No throwing
No jumping on the couch
No chocking your brother
 
I love you!
 
Please listen
Please stop yelling
Please talk softer
Please turn that off
Please turn that down
NO!
 
Breakfast- did I eat breakfast
 
I love you!
 
Calm down
Quiet down
Don't eat that
Don't drink that
Put that back
NO!
 
I love you!

 
 
That's not a toy
That's not food
That's not a game
 
Nap... is it nap time yet?
Nope - we've only been up an hour :/
 
 
I love my boys & wouldn't have it any other way =)